[Yes, but Dirk behaves a lot more intelligently, most of the time. That's exactly what he has, Jake and he's leaning back farther, the skin at the base of his neck flushing a little.

Oh...Oh god, why did he have to do this on top of the rest of it? He'd done so well, up until now, hiding his crush on Jake]

I'm not going to keep it, if you'd been listening! I'll owl it.

[The free hand he's got is planting flat on his chest to start pushing him back] You might want to calm down, before you earn the both of us detention and I'm not scrubbing trophies for your stupidity.